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ute punch 

-The female equivalent to a kick to the testes.
-The act of punching a woman in her uterus
Brenda: I heard getting kicked in the penis is pretty painful.
Matt: Not as bad as those ute punches.
Related Words
UTES Uterus utech uten utensil Utepils uter uterine Uterize uterus_stealer

ute muster 

An Australian phenomenon that occurs in rural areas. All the local hillbillies gather to this event to show of their ute, drink Bundy Rum, listen to Lee Kernaghan and pick up bushpigs. These eyesore vehicles are a fruitless attempt by the owner to convert their ute to resemble a fully fledged truck. This usually includes a Commodore, Falcon, Hilux etc decked out with CAT mudflaps, spotlights, countless R.M Williams and Bundy stickers, a bullbar half the weight of the car itself, a plethora of aerials (less than half of which perform a function) apart from making these hideous vehicles resemble Sputnik on wheels and are completed with a girlfriend who looks like a a German weightlifter in the passenger side and maybe a blue heeler or Kelpie in the back tray. The latter being the more attractive of the two. Akubra wearing tools and ugly girls make up the majority of the people who attend these events.
Guy 1: "Damn must be a ute muster going on, there's ugly bitches and Akubras everywhere"
Guy 2: "Wanna go?"
Guy 1: "Fuck off idiot"
ute muster by PissDrinkingClub March 24, 2009

Ute uncle barryed 

When you bust a nut so hard your soul gets sucked into the ute
My boyfriend got ute uncle barryed last night after I gave him a blowjob

Ute-douche

Middle aged men and/or Karen's driving around in bigass utes
I was just cutoff by a ute-douche.
Ute-douche by Allan B'stard March 1, 2023
The newest version of cute, meaning; adorable, cute, sexy, sweet, funny, mindboggleing, amazing, breathtaking kind, irrisitable, and much more .
ex; Matt Swindail,An insainly amazing, person, irisistably adorable, A Babe, Ka-ute
Ka-ute by KayluhRae November 21, 2010
Fuck you, fuck that, fuck it. Basically used to express frustration or to call out one of your homies.
Jon: Jeff, don't be such a dick.

Jeff: oh ya, dar ute Jon.
dar ute by wokeassmf July 1, 2017