urinepenis 

Plain and simple: a peacock.
"Pea" sounds like, "pee" and, "cock" is self-explanatory.

Didja hear that the zoo has a new urinepenis on display?

urinepenis by Telephony December 11, 2020

Urine Potato

A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.

Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.

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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!

Urine Potato by Telephony January 3, 2013

Urinal Turtle 

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.

I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.

Urinal Turtle by Walkerslaw September 3, 2012

urine balls 

That nasty collection of plastic balls at the playgrounds of fast food restaurants across this great country of ours. Those balls aren't wet because it rained, it's because some kid peed in the play structure.

Child: “Mom, can I go play? I’m done with my happy meal.”
Mom: “Yes, just be sure to stay out of the urine balls.”

urine balls by workinglate February 8, 2007

urinehead 

Somebody who has enuresis (pisses the bed) well past his or her childhood years.

{Dave; at a jr. high basketball game to his 12 year-old stepbrother}: He wets the bed, urinehead!!!

urinehead by Telephony April 9, 2013

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

buffer urinal by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

urinal mustache 

When the mens room at your office building has not been cleaned for an amount of time that allows the rim of the urinal to collect pubic hair. The collection then appears like a mustache on the rim.

I almost puked when I had to use the restroom and the urinal mustache tickled my hand.

urinal mustache by halpleh November 1, 2008