The first Urban Dictionary definition 

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999

Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES

The first Urban Dictionary definition by the fresh king of bel air June 29, 2023

The worst urban dictionary definition ever 

you

the worst urban dictionary definition ever

The worst urban dictionary definition ever by Lukasucksatdefinitions May 24, 2020

Urban Dictionary Name Definition

For people who have low self-esteem, that they make definitions about their names so they can feel better.

People: Look at Helen, shes on Urban Dictionary, I wonder what she is typing.
Helen: I'm so sad that I have to make a Urban Dictionary Name Definition to make myself feel better.

Urban Dictionary Name Definition by Coora's Tanabata February 15, 2020

Urban Dictionary Name Definition

The Name definition, the thing every high schooler shares with their classmates laughing about a silly definition. Usually written by the person of that name, enemy or significant other. Usually just kind of sucking their dick or saying how they are the worst

An Urban Dictionary Name Definition could go like this "Garrett is a blonde creative type with okay features, probably skinny and always is there for you"

Urban Dictionary Name Definition by lilpumphasnotalent May 5, 2018

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit

Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit by Username 1552 October 24, 2019

stupid definition on urban dictionary 

Any definition that some one post about their boyfriend or girlfriends name

mark-the best guy around and i love him or janet- the most keen girl around. these are examples of stupid definition on urban dictionary

stupid definition on urban dictionary by captain cool aka captain lame October 7, 2011

Name definition on urban dictionary 

Most likely made by people who want their name to be something about them having a big dick when they obviously know its not true or people who want raise their Self Esteem

Person Uno: My name on urban dictionary apparently means "someone who has a big dick"
Person Deux: Pretty much every Name definition on urban dictionary is that ya twat
Person Eins: You don't have a big willy anyway
Person 2: Oh :(((

Name definition on urban dictionary by jetmysterydino September 5, 2018