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Five to Two

A really ugly woman or man, who is only worth pulling at 01:55 in a club.
Fuck it, its Five to Two.. you'll do! <snog>
Five to Two by Chewiee May 14, 2003

Two To The Chin 

The place of which your ball bag rests when you're balls deep in a girl's throat!
Felix: Last night was crazy!
Joe: What happened?
Felix: Liz took two to the chin lastnight!
Joe: That girls a cum dumpster!
Two To The Chin by Pman September 3, 2008

ten-to-two

An unattractive girl, who when in a nightclub suddenly becomes extremely popular, amoungst males, at around ten to two (ten mins before the club is due to shut)
Q. "You seen Dave's new bird, she's a right dog?"

A. "Yeah, blatent ten-to-two."
ten-to-two by Billy-Boy-Benton June 30, 2008

twenty to two

an ugly girl who is left standing around in nightclubs until twenty to two, when some-one is finally desparate or drunk enough to pull her
She might have been a right twenty to two but she was filthy!
twenty to two by BigDaddyCash October 8, 2008

Ten to two 

A person of lower standards that is pulled at the end of the night (Ten minutes before closing time of 2am) when desperation sets in.
"That guy Kirsty pulled was a bit ten to two"
Ten to two by iio2010 February 5, 2010

It takes two to tango 

From a popular song by Pearl Bailey in the early 1950's.
A dishonest, shady person, or scam artist who has found his mate, who complements each other's undesireable behaviour.
Don't blame him only for cheating the old woman out of her money, his wife helped. It takes two to tango.