tanked 

Two meanings:

1) Intoxicated, nearly always pertaining to alcohol.

2) When a film does poorly at the box office.

Person A: "Did you see the Hulk?"
Person B: "No. I heard it tanked, actually."

The Hulk
New York Minute
Glitter
Crossroads
Dungeons and Dragons
From Justin to Kelly
The Alamo
The Real Cancun
Troy
Spy Kids 1, 2 and 3
Gigli
Scooby Doo 1 and 2

etc etc etc

tanked by Ryan Thompson July 11, 2004

tonked 

To be soundly beaten, especially in sports.

Man City got tonked by Chelsea last night! 4-0? Ouch!

tonked by ColinZeal August 7, 2006

dick tucked 

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

dick tucked by valkimiko September 14, 2007

Tree Trunked 

When a teenaged girl takes a abnormally large penis in her vaj

dude tracy got tree trunked the other day by jake

Tree Trunked by HP Guy June 27, 2010

tanked 

To be excessively drunk

I went out last night and got tanked

tanked by Chris November 18, 2002

Tucked right up 

To been taken advantage of, usually but not always in the workplace.

' I got tucked right up this morning in my monthly review' or ' Thats the fourth week in a row I've put the trash out, your tucking me right up' . Point of note: when describing how you got tucked up, or how you tucked someone up, for amusement purposes do the actions of tucking blankets into the side of an occupied bed.

Tucked right up by Tradesize December 9, 2010

tunedog 

A tunedog is a male (above the age of 10) who tunes multiple females at once, even sometimes subconsciously. A tunedog is usually well liked and good looking.

"That guy over there is such a tunedog hes got like 4 chicks on his dick", "I dont even think he's trying either!", "That tunedog is the king pussy magnet"

tunedog by m8million March 27, 2015