Transit Mental Meditation 

When riding public transportation or taking a flight, you finally have some free time to think deeply. A play on transcendental meditation.

Man, I was wiped out this morning but am feeling better after some transit mental meditation on the train.

Transit Mental Meditation by kneelund November 19, 2010

Transit Even Point 

If it is worked out the time it takes to go somewhere via transit, such as by bus, taxi, car, train, horse (and etc) and this calculation includes all the extras or parking, traffic, waiting for the bus, waiting for a taxi, saddling the horse (& etc) compared to just walking there, and the time it would take to have just walked there is actually quicker, then you have not broken the transit even point.

This concept is borrowed from business where return on investment is described as a break even point where return surpasses cost.

Transit Even Point was inspired by inner city living, where walking can be quicker than transit.

You know, it would have been quicker to just walk, this waiting around does not meet the Transit Even Point!

Transit Even Point by AlganonAU January 3, 2011

transit garble 

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!

friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !

transit garble by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

transit sex

transient sex performed by transvestites .

( Frequently enacted in the back of a

Ford Transit van ) .

Where are they ? .

Their all coming in the back of the van ! -

Is that transit sex then ? .

transit sex by E - FUMBLER January 24, 2009

Transit Bus Mafia 

The Transit Bus Mafia(also known as Transit Bus Mafia, Inc.)is a groupe of people that specialize in the study of public transit. The Bus Mafia has it's turf all over the NYC area. You will find many TBMI members riding buses, trains, subways, and sometimes taxis. The Bus Mafia does not wear a specific color.

Fake ass crip #1: Yo cuz, lets start some shit!

Fake ass crip #2: Yea cuz, lets rob those guys chillin over there on that all black bus...

Fake ass crip #1: Gimme yo money cuz!

The Don of All Buses: Is he serious?!! let's show these fags that we don't play... KILL THOSE FAGGOT ASS BITCHES!!!

Transit Bus Mobster: *BANG!* They are dead...
The Don of All Buses: Nobody fucks with the Transit Bus Mafia,... NOBODY!!!

Transit Bus Mafia by The Don of All Buses October 18, 2008

transit scene 

The scene in a movie when it is best to check your cell phone or go to the bathroom due to its low importance. Usually classified by people walking or driving, so you won't miss much. Does not apply to action movies.

"Dude, I need to go."
"Wait until the next transit scene!"

transit scene by magicgabe May 20, 2009

transit tech 

Where a bunch of dudes with the clap, aids, and stds go and transmit these Diseases to there female piers

Transit tech Boys who are burning on fire like a lighter

Yo bro I just fucked.....now you know this bitch burning

transit tech by Jason Michael February 14, 2018