tanning sock

putting a sock over your weiner to keep it from getting sunburnt while tanning.

i used the ol' tanning sock to keep my giblets from roasting

tanning sock by k-mads March 25, 2008

tanning bed 

cancer in a box

wow, I can't wait to go lay in the tanning bed and burn a layer of my skin off :D

tanning bed by NO :] February 24, 2009

tanning 

People cooking.

Let's go tanning in the oven.

tanning by HIPPOLOVERKILL October 14, 2011

tanning bed 

A box you lay down in that helps you get wrinkles faster.

I can't wait to lie down inside the tanning bed.

tanning bed by LindsayLohan April 14, 2006

tronning

The act of love in which a man ejaculates on the bed and walls and lets it dry so that when a black light is applied a la CSI, the room looks like a scene out of TRON the movie.

The hotel guest was so displeased with his room service, he started tronning the room to get back at the maid service.

tronning by Hazel Meyer December 26, 2010

tonking  

(taun'kin)
n.

1. to beat an opponent clinically

Everton FC gave Sunderland a facking tonking this weekend.

tonking by Lank Boy December 26, 2007

Moon Tanning 

The act of getting a tan from the moon. It helps if you are on mushrooms.

Team Hammer went Moon Tanning last night, it was awesome.

Moon Tanning by Team Hammer September 20, 2010