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thumbing 

Strumming a guitar with your thumb instead of a pick because you’re tired of losing it or dropping in your guitar
“I got tired of losing my pick so I just started thumbing my guitar instead
thumbing by Somedude778 October 22, 2023

Thumbing Your Nuts 

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.
Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?
Thumbing Your Nuts by SteelerB56 February 28, 2011

thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.
Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

thumbing off 

the process of clicking on your own submissions thumbs up button

like jerking off your ego
That idiot spends the whole day on various websites just thumbing off

example 2: every time i check my urbandictionary entries i end up thumbing off
thumbing off by streigh July 23, 2009

thumbing a softie 

to use one's thumb or finger in an attempt to prop up one's soft, flacid, floppy penis during intercourse
Robbie Houstoun, AKA 'Floppy Robby' is thumbing a softie, but isnae fooling anybody
thumbing a softie by macfear August 23, 2014

thumbing the cookie

The act of group sex whilst listening to obscenely loud rock music and eating jaffa cakes
HEY JONNIE, STOP THUMBING THE COOKIES AND GET YOUR CANDY ASS OVER TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME HARDCORE ROCK-TUNEZ!!
or something to that effect