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Egoseismic Thinking 

The belief that you actually have an effect on where earthquakes occur in the world.
Link: "Maybe it's us. Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of U.S. earthquakes to where we were from."
Rhett: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link. That you think that we had something to do with the earthquakes in the world."
Link: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."
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thinking grenades

Used by Peter Griffin to aid his thought processes. They are regular grenades that he throws out the window while he is coming up with an idea.
Carter, hand me my thinking grenades!

thinking in loud 

A polite way to tell someone who thinks out loud either too much or too loudly to shut the fuck up.
<Person 1>: I wonder if I should eat food today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me something?
<Person 1>: No. Just thinking out loud.
<Person 2>: ......
<Person 1>: What should I wear today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me?
<Person 1>: No I am just talking to myself.
<Person 2>: Well do you mind thinking in loud because you're bothering me.
thinking in loud by Ben Chott November 14, 2011

thinking too much 

a facebook page where people who think too much can gather and feel normal and not feel like the overly analytical person that's unable to socialize properly. silly/quirky/insightful/downright stupid status updates from the moderator (beleived to be a man by the name of kevin vestal) make this one of the best non official pages on facebook. periodic status updates are sure to make you either smile, think, or just shit your pants
I found a good site that accomodates my thinking too much: facebook.com/thinkingtoomuch

picture tricking

Altering a photo with photoshop or some other electronic or manual manipulation.
That picture shows me with my arms around another woman at the Club. I was only standing next to her talking! Whoever took that picture did some picture tricking, and trying to get me in trouble!
picture tricking by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022

Multi-thinking 

When one thinks about many subjects at once, and is still able to function while making sense. Different to multitasking; because multitasking is doing many things at once but multi-thinking; is thinking about many subjects at once and not necessarily doing something about it.
Writing a saucy danielle steel'esque novel, creating a dali'esque artwork, and coding a zuckerberg'esque program is ravenously depleting my multi-thinking capabilities
Multi-thinking by Big_Mak December 31, 2010

LSD thinking 

Adjective that can be used to describe both positive and negative aspects of human cognition, from enlightened creativity to utter confusion and base terror.
Sometimes I find myself in an altered state I call LSD thinking, I think it surfaces naturally to help me work and stay healthy in the otherwise oppressive prison environment.
LSD thinking by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020