put the wumpty gump on

To consume something in its entirety more quickly than expected.

Wow, you guys really put the wumpty gump on those chips.

put the wumpty gump on by headquire July 4, 2010

the wurst

Extremely high quality (used in reference to a sausage, or a wurst). Synonyms: the best, the shit, the bomb diggity, bomb sausage

John: "This wiener is the wurst!"
Thomas: "No, I think it's the best!"
John: "That's the exact same thing as what I just said."

the wurst by Nicholas D September 9, 2018

The Wuxi finger hold 

The act of hitting it from the back then announcing that you are the dragon warrior while maneuvering yourself to grab her pinky with an iron grip, all while keeping your pinky up, then dropping the pinky to obliterate the victim.

Dude 1: “aw man I couldn’t pull out, pussy was too fire 🔥🔥🔥”
Dude 2:”damn, what you do?”
Dude 1: “I gave her the wuxi finger hold, I can’t be tied down.”
Dude 2: “skadoosh”

The Wuxi finger hold by Offensivelytoasty June 7, 2018

The Wuhan Wheezer 

The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:

- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level

- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice

- The Sudden Inability To Drive

- Darkening Of Skin

- Change Of Language

- Squint Eyes

- Dry Cough

- Death

"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"

The Wuhan Wheezer by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

The Wuhan 

A creepy tribal Chinese dance where you bite off a live bats head and then shove it up your ass for 14 days and hope for the best.

Chen spread love across the world by doing The Wuhan!

The Wuhan by Youdumb March 18, 2020

fut the wuck

fut the wuck is the exact oppoiste of "what the fuck?!"
when something is completely rightous, bomb, 1337, teh pwnz, etc. Repeat for added emphasis. shortened to FTW with those in the know...

em: haha, calvin just pasted susie with a slushball!!
ben: calvin and hobbes, fut the wuck.
em: fut the wuck!

jimmy: choclate cake, fut the wuck!

fut the wuck by teh insurgen7 squirrel June 19, 2007

The Wubber 

A dildo that plays dub-step music and vibrates when the bass drops

Girl: I feel really lonely and need to hear some music. Im gonna need to use The Wubber.

Boy: I love dub step!.......and dildos.

The Wubber by LilBean133 July 13, 2012