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The U.S. Army 

A military branch of the United States government. It sometimes seems like a good decision to enlist but once you do you wish you would have stayed home.
Joining The U.S. Army was a mistake.
The U.S. Army by m13terf13ter January 7, 2011

The U.S.A Circumcision 

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.
BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision

The U.S. 

A country full of fat, ignorant, patriotic, Americans who are all depressed and in thousands of dollars of debt from insane student loans and hospital bills the government for some reason doesn't pay for. Also home to monopolies like google, which will inevitably take over the world.

At least they have an unbeatable military and economy though...
Person A: I have this online friend who swears he loves his country, but he always complains about student loans and his large weight. What country would this even be?

Person B: Probably the U.S.
The U.S. by Yhatha January 25, 2020

the U.S congress

the U.S congress: does tiktok access the home wifi?
the U.S congress by mvyb March 30, 2023

The "u" word 

The "u" word is a roughly 9-letter long word starting with the letter "u." The "u" word is the only singular word that is illegal to say on private property in the United States. It surpasses all swears and slurs in sheer foulness. It is not allowed on this website, nor can we even spell it out. We cannot tell you what it means as that information is also not allowed on this website. This word is not even allowed on the most egregious of "free-speech" web pages. This is partially because all web hosting services are required to automatically stop hosting webpages if this word is found on them.

To find out the spelling of the word and what it means (in the United States), you must go to a public library. Private libraries are not allowed to contain this information. Not all public libraries contain a dictionary with the word in it. You must find a dictionary set that is exclusively printed for public/state-backed libraries. Under the letter u, you may find the word. Good luck!

Trivia:
1. The Library of Congress refuses to contain a dictionary with the word in it.

2. Historically, the "u" word has always been offensive, not having any major root words.

3. According to urban legend, one of the astronauts on the Apollo 11 mission said the "u" word during the mission. This is unlikely to be true as members were monitored and recorded heavily throughout their entire mission.
Charlie was cancelled for accidentally saying the "u" word.

The "u" word 

The "u" word is the most offensive swear word there is. It starts with the letter "u" and is roughly 5 letters long. It is not allowed on this or any other website. Internet Service Providers will automatically stop hosting websites if it contains word. However, discussion of the topic is allowed.

To learn the definition of this word, you must go to a public library. Private ones are not allowed to contain this. Then, you must find a dictionary exclusive to public libraries. You may be able to find the "u" word under the u section. Not all public libraries have a dictionary that contains it. For example: The library of congress has an unwritten rule that they will not accept any book or dictionary containing the word.
A: Didn't you hear? He got cancelled and arrested for saying the "u" word?
B: What is the "u" word?
A: You don't know what the "u" word is?
B: Wait- Could you spell it out?
A: No dude! That would ruin my life?
B: Hmm- What does it mean?
A: Again, I cannot tell you, it is too offensive.