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Taking the Pineapple 

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.
"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"
Taking the Pineapple by CHA429 January 8, 2009

GOIN' IN FOR THE PINEAPPLE

Being brave enough, visionary enough. to attempt something extraordinary.
He's way outta my league, and he'll probly hard pass, but I'm goin' in for the pineapple.

found the pineapple

refers to the USA television show PSYCH. in every episode there is a hidden pineapple. so when you see a pineapple anywhere (tv, real life, you hear the word, any time you see a pineapple) you yell at the top of your lungs "FOUND THE PINEAPPLE!"
watching the food network. a picture of a fruit salad is on. "FOUND THE PINEAPPLE!"

Unpack the pineapples 

To take off your bra after a long day out.
Girl 1: Work today has been the worst!
Girl 2: I know, I can't wait to go home and unpack the pineapples
Unpack the pineapples by jam7720 January 24, 2018

The Pineapple Incident 

an insanely hilarious episode of the TV show how i met your mother in which Ted does 5 shots, gets super drunk and cant remember how he got home with a girl and a pineapple in his bed.
The Pineapple Incident is the funniest episode of How I Met Your Mother!

the pineapple 

A descriptor for a job that nobody wants to work and someone inevitably gets stuck doing against their will. A reference to the movie Little Nicky when Satan crams a pineapple up Hitler's Bunghole.
The Slurry pit full of hog manure needs cleaned out... Who's going to take the pineapple and clean it up?