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the muddy skydiver 

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus
oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

The Muddy Mother Bird 

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

the muddy mako shark 

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.
the muddy mako shark by zRozin January 27, 2021

The Muddy Keech 

A butt-to-butt mutual prostate exam with friends.
Come over Saturday so we can do the muddy Keech. My doctor says prostate health is important for senior citizens!

The muddy triple H

When you're banging a girl with the shits, and you pull out and take a straw and suck out the diarrhea shits from her butthole and then blow it in the air like Triple H
I can't believe she let me give her The muddy Triple H the other night