The Wooden Gavel 

When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.

{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!

The Wooden Gavel by Alyssatard February 5, 2010

The Dirty Gavin 

One man sits in a chair while the second proceeded to pass gas in his face, while a third proceeded to give oral sex to the receiver of the gas.

Yo bros, you wanna do the dirty Gavin tonight?
Dude that dirty Gavin was crazy last night.

The Dirty Gavin by Srd-lrb November 6, 2024

The real Gavin and Stacey

You have seen the tv series…. But this actually happened.

Rich and Vicki, started by working together, the calls went from professional and functional, to flirty undertones, eventually to long night time calls.

They met up just like in tv show and they went to a place somewhere only the know in what ended up being the best first date ever.

That’ couple a really quite sweet, yes they are do you know that locally they are the real Gavin and Stacey because that’s how they got together via work calls

The real Gavin and Stacey by The Coca Cola kid June 20, 2025

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS 

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS by 10xValue September 24, 2021

Truman gave the order 

Expression used when one needs to take a shit..... aka drop a bomb

"Where is the bathroom? Cuz Truman gave the order."

Truman gave the order by j-dub watson March 13, 2009

gavin rae the elephant man 

A scottish football song that gets singed by Dundee United when they are vs Aberdeen. The song is aimed at Gavin Rae because he used to play for Dundee and Dundee United are Dundees rivals

Dundee united fan 1: did you hear about gaving rae??????????Dundee United fan 2 what. Gavin rae the elephant man?

gavin rae the elephant man by SHEDRULE February 24, 2013

gave up the ghost 

died; surrendered to death

And Jesus, having again cried with a loud voice, gave up the ghost.

King James Bible

gave up the ghost by chevmolet July 4, 2016