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The Change Dynasty

The Change Dynasty is English-language nomenclature referring to the first decade of the new millennium (2000-2010) in China, which was the nation’s most rapid period of progress and development in 5,000 years of history.

The term is a homage to dynastic imperial eras, i.e. Qing Dynasty, but is not derived from the name of any ruling class, but rather from the dramatic modernization and hyper urbanization that occurred throughout China after the new millennium, reaching its zenith in 2008 before finally slowing down again.

The term "Change Dynasty" is a neologism directly attributable to, and first seen in print in, the book CHINA: Portrait of a People (Tom Carter, 2008), which features in part a series of contrasting photographs of ancient tenements juxtaposed against modern steel-and-glass skyscrapers.
China is currently undergoing one of the most rapid transitions in its long history - The Change Dynasty. Do we embrace advancement or weep for time immemorial?
The Change Dynasty by BBHK August 6, 2011
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Keep the change

When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.
Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.

Shaking the Change 

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.
I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.

Keep the change

When you offer your friend a joint and they are allowed to smoke the rest of it.
“Hey can I hit that?”
“Sure! Keep the change
thanks bro!”
Keep the change by crynne December 28, 2020

picking up the change

refers to the common hardcore dance move where a person will throw there arms down towards the ground so as to seem as if they are picking up change off of the ground. this can be done stationary or while pacing from left to right.
look at these noobs over here picking up the change! i bet they think the windmill is still cool!
picking up the change by krevin December 21, 2007

Keep the change

Receiving sexual favours as a surprise reward for some assistance you've given to someone.
"I helped Cheryl move last weekend, and after it was done, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, and keep the change, baby!"
Keep the change by kevnar June 28, 2006

off the chang 

a noun that is being described as "awesome" "sweet" ext.
holy crap this sex is off the chang!
off the chang by meredith May 13, 2005