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textually violated 

when you receive an unexpected, dirty, sexual in nature text message
I was sitting at work when he sent me a picture of his junk. I felt so textually violated.
textually violated by thepoof August 10, 2008

Textually Molested 

A text message that contains someones body part you'd rather not see.
OMG, Joe just sent me a text of his penis!

He just textually molested me!

textually suggestive 

Hinting at or concerned with sex via text messaging, especially in a way that is obscene or suggestive

To flirt with and/or come on to someone through text messaging.
Jim: Who are you texting?
Ron: It's Simone, she keeps being textually suggestive!
Jim: You gotta love how women can come on to you through text! Is she drunk texting?!

textually active

adj. 1. Being extremely active in the area of communication through a cellular device.
Bill: Hey Freddy, Joe got a new phone.
Freddy: Huh.
Joe: Look, guys! I'm textually active! Just like you!
Bill: What a loser.

textually assaulted 

to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts
man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

textually nuked 

To recieve so many texts that your inbox is filled and you need to delete messages just to recieve even more messages that in turn instantly fill your inbox the second old messages are deleted. All from the same person, usually taking place within a matter of a few minutes.
person one: hey wats up?!
person one: ...
person one: ...
person one: WHY DONT YOU ANSWER?!
person one: ...!!!
person one: do you hate me now?
person one: why are you ignoring meeeeee?!
person one: im sooo boredd.
person one: talllkkkk to meee
person one: why must you not talk to meee
person one: is it because im fat?
person one: all i've had to eat today was a tic-tac, im losing weight i promise
person one: ...
person one: what are you doin?
person one: are you there?
person one: are you even listening to me?
<INBOX FULL>
(all within the space of about 5 minutes)

person two: awww comee onnnnnn
<deletes entire inbox>

person one: (similar reapeats self word for word with a few more "..." texts, some creativly using exlcamation marks throughout)

<INBOX FULL>

(this is when you know you have been textually nuked)
textually nuked by Cej Alls March 7, 2009