chappit tatties 

A traditional way of serving potatoes in Scotland.
Essential for a Burns Night Supper served with haggis and bashed neeps.

Tonight it's Burns Night!
Haggis with chappit tatties and neeps!

chappit tatties by sakara22 July 14, 2016

Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties 

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.

After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.

Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties by THEBIGVEE March 3, 2015

fat tatties 

Oversized females with full sleeve tattoos; commonly spotted at punk rock /metal music festivals.

Looking forward to the concert, but definitely not looking forward to the abundance of fat tatties in attendance.

fat tatties by will&k November 3, 2017

A Tour A TAtties. 

When Vidal Castro had the police department in a village like smurfs now acting like the authority.

Cartman says Respect my A Tour A Tatties.

A Tour A TAtties. by HeyZooZ May 24, 2025

Elf Boot Titties 

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

Elf Boot Titties by will bitten December 19, 2016

Tonka titties 

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt

You like my Tonka titties

Tonka titties by Kingofdick February 7, 2019

Spring Break Titties 

A pair of optimal breasts that defy gravity. Spring break titties (SPT) and normal breasts differ due to the fact that, despite their large size, spring break titties are perky, bouncy, and have the ideal ratio of areola to breast tissue. All SPT are breasts, but not all breasts are SPT. Made popular by the Youtuber BlastphamousHD.

"Spring break titties" BlastphamousHD

Spring Break Titties by DonnieLilD July 10, 2016