taking grandma to arbys 

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

taking grandma to arbys by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017

Taking an L 

Taking any type of loss, such as in an argument or sports game. Also can be used when referring to drunk behavior or receiving a bad grade. Not to be confused with "W" which is used to describe a win.

" Maddie took a huge L last night when she drank an entire bottle of champagne"
"Olive was unprepared for the math test and she failed- what an L"
" 2016 has been one huge L"
" When the team lost, they were really Taking an L"

Taking an L by Nosral December 18, 2016

Taking a Trump 

I. The relief of taking a really massive shit after being so constipated it feels like it’s been 4 years...
II. A rebirth by taking back power from someone who has abused it.
III. Partisan association with the 2020 presidential election

Citizens living in Urban parts of the US on 11/07/20. “We did it! We just took a fat Trump!”

Taking a Trump

Taking a Trump by Kiara.k.Gray November 10, 2020

Taking a Johnny

“Taking a Johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. It’s to be used on a much greater scale. “Taking a Johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting

Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."

Taking a Johnny by ahhsweetfuturamaison April 9, 2012

Taking A Bicket 

The act of dropping a vast and toxic smelling turd in the shitter that reminds you of the most repulsive person you have ever meet

oh man, i was taking a bicket last night and when i looked in the pan, i couldn't believe my eye's! There was Steve looking up at me! I flushed that mother fucker real quick!

Taking A Bicket by Paul T Horgan January 12, 2009

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews by Booderness June 21, 2017

taking a dirt nap 

Another way of saying something or someone is dead.

Guy 1: Where's you snake?

Guy 2: Taking a dirt nap.

taking a dirt nap by lioncat88 July 1, 2009