Swifties 

The fandom dedicated to Taylor Swift. Swifties tend to obsessively listen to Taylor Swift all day and love to talk about her 24/7. Swifties love each other and treat each other like family...until its time to get tickets to the Eras Tour...then its The Great War!

person 1: are you one of the Swifties?
person 2: *eeks in excitement* YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! WANNA HAVE A CHAT ABOUT TAY??

Swifties by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

aint-shitness 

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.

"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."

aint-shitness by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

Swifties 

Hardcore Taylor Swift fans!

1. "I'm a New York swiftie!"
2. "All swifties should join this new Taylor Swift fan page on FB!"

Swifties by A fellow swiftie December 3, 2010

swifties 

Swifties are fans of Taylor Swift. The third scariest nation of fans after directioners and belibers. Swifties can find out most of Taylor's personal information.

directioners: i know the boys' blood types
belibers: i know Justin's phone number

swifties: i know where Taylor lives

swifties by amandaisnotme May 12, 2013

Swifties 

Dedicated Swift Fans who go to any measure to make sure they know every single thing about her and who own twitter and tumblr by knowing more about Meredith than any other animal in the world.

Swifties are true fans
Swifties love Meredith

Swifties by Jill Swift December 18, 2011

Jehovah's stiffness 

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.

E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!

Jehovah's stiffness by swany01 May 14, 2008

shiftless whore 

lazy good-for-nothing woman who has intercourse with many people, but does so poorly and without ambition.

Angee is a shiftless whore.

shiftless whore by angee "shiftless whore" mackey January 27, 2008