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Suck Dick Retarted 

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.
Suck Dick Retarted by QueenCalee November 28, 2019

suck dick paradox 

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.
I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

suck dick on accident 

It be a meme . Found on vine (wich is ded).
Boi what did u do? I suck dick on accident . how u do that bitch?

Suck Dick November 

girls have to suck boys dick when they ask.
girl - "I have to suck dick"
boy - "why"
girl - "its suck dick November
Suck Dick November by jamieboy34 October 5, 2020

Suck Dick Sunday 

Suck Dick Sunday is a tradition in which every Sunday all the homies meet up and suck each other off.
Jord : You're going to Emmie's place tomorrow?
Me : Are you crazy? It's Suck Dick Sunday tomorrow!!

Suck Dick Flu 

Similar to Swine Flu, except obtained by sucking dick. Symptoms include sore mouth, sore jaw, TMJ, sore throat, AIDS, mouth herpes, and inability to talk due to a penis being in your mouth.
Nate's Mom was going to the party, but she came down with Suck Dick Flu after spending the night partying with your friends.
Suck Dick Flu by Nate's Dad May 11, 2010