Step mom 

A big booty sexy milf with kids who always horny and dates your dad and like to have sex

My step mom is so hot

Step mom by zxurly February 26, 2022

step mom 

The wife of one's father. Not the biological mom whom actually gave birth to the child but the one who sometimes...... not always though, provides half of the financial, emotional, and moral support for a child that is not from her loins. Such women will also provide a loving, disciplined, and stable structure for the step kids while the bio mom collects a tidy sum in child support(even for months when dad and stepmom have the child) sleeps with a plethora of different men (sometimes providing the stepchild with a new half sibling) and parties like a rock star.

I have to go spend the summer with my dad and stepmom. We can't go to Disney World though because my dad has no money cause my mom gets it all.

step mom by Byteme June 25, 2004

step mom 

A woman who by her own choice loves and cares for her husbands child/children. A stepmother is the mother in her household. Gods gift to some children to make up for the loser mothers that gave birth to them.

She is the worlds greatest Step mom.

step mom by shiggity-shiggity-schwha April 13, 2006

step mom 

lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late

friends mom chill

step mom what are you doing ?!?

step mom by Lil barnacles #1 fan February 26, 2022

step mom 

Someone who CAN be nice sometimes. But many people hate their step mom's. I actually like mine, she is actually really nice.

Bob: "I hate my step mom. She's a whore."
Me: "I actually like my step mom, she is really nice."
Bob: "Dude, you're a dick."

step mom by The Guy on Main St October 16, 2007

step mom 

1. The hottest cheerleader in your high school class that your rich old dad just married and moved into your house and you can't stop thinking about boinking.

2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.

1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"

2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!

step mom by The Vampire LOGOS October 11, 2005

Step mom 

A step mom is a mom that your dad found on some dating site.A step mom is a creature that will wait until you are in a false sense of security,then start talking to you.After this the step mom will start gently rubbing your thigh then start pressuring you to have sex with her you do it and 9 months later your dad will be asking here whose baby is that.On rare occasion when the step mom wants anal sex she might produce Fucklematter

my step mom lured me into a closet and now her face is white.

Step mom by big hotdog in bun guy January 4, 2020