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Squeezing the Custard 

The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.
After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!
Squeezing the Custard by AD218 August 28, 2008

Squeezing Arm 

Something constantly being taken from the bot, Syntax.
-insert name here- punches Syntax

Syntax: They took my squeezing arm!

Syntax: WHY MY SQUEEZING ARM?!?

Syntax: WHHHYYYYY?
Squeezing Arm by IttehBittehKitteh February 21, 2009

squeezing business 

dude i have the runs and i'm squeezing business!
squeezing business by eeea July 2, 2008

Squeezing Maltesers 

When you are busting for a pooh.

(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).

Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.
Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..

Squeezing Pigeons 

A massive quantity of fecal matter on your vehicle, as if someone has maliciously captured pigeons and and forced them to defecate by squeezing them onto your car.
I was so foolish to park under a tree; it looks as if somebody's been squeezing pigeons all over it.
Squeezing Pigeons by Vomikron June 28, 2009

Squeezing the Nipples 

When a girl lets you go under her shirt, the act of squeezing and rolling her nipples in between your thumb and forefinger. You can also suck on them and gently bite them, to get her turn on. Girls love this.
Bob: "I went to 2nd base yesterday"
Frank: "Lucky! How far?"
Bob: "I got all the way to squeezing the nipples."
Squeezing the Nipples by juggieful January 10, 2012