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Spiritual Freak 

This is a whole new level of freak and it’s also known as the most evolved level of freak. This person likes to be freaky yet they are also into spirituality and finding their higher self. They are also known as the most intelligent and authentic limited edition type of freak. Once you got a spiritual freak, you should never let em go bc they’d never come back to a narcissistic loser. You can’t just have their loyalty and devotion, you’d have to prove to them, put in effort and work yo ass off. They are the realest of them all and do not I mean DO NOT MESS OR LIE TO THEM! They have that bullshit detector in between their eyebrows! You know what that called? A Third Eye. If you do mess with them, they don’t try to physically fight you like a low level thug, they will whip you into shape with their sassy, classy, uniquely witty remarks. Never cross these people unless you are full of loyalty and devotion because they will bring you the same if you do try to put in effort to talk to them. They can also come off as highly intimidating for being themselves which is why there are a lot of people that avoid them. They are their own unique breed that’s full of passion, life, and the craving for the unknown mysteries that linger.

-Written By An Actual Living Spiritual Freak
Hoe- I wish I was a spiritual freak
Mia- If u wanna do that, u gotta whole load of bullshit to take care of first
Spiritual Freak by Miapapz February 13, 2020
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Spiritual Lyrical Miracle Individual 

Stemming from TVFilthyFrank’s video “BAD INTERNET RAPPERS” in which one of the characters he plays says the line “I’m a spiritual lyrical miracle individual”. The phrase has come to be the inverse of the other popular term mumble rapper. A spiritual lyrical miracle individual is a rapper who is extremely corny and tries to use complicated lyricism to cover up their overrall boringness and unoriginality.
Guy #1: yo have you heard that new Hopsin track?

Guy #2: nah dude, he’s a spiritual lyrical miracle individual. He’s so corny!
Guy #3: whatever brohemeZ

spiritual advisor 

"Are you having a Mojito Diablo or an Italian Apple martini?"
"I dunno, let me consult the Spiritual Advisor on duty."
spiritual advisor by vegasrew April 25, 2007

spiritual tingle 

It's a feeling one gets when they are describing something spiritual or experiencing a spiritual phenomenon.
I had an intense out of body experience yesterday. I felt totally connected to the Universe. Wow! I'm getting a spiritual tingle.
spiritual tingle by AmyLane November 6, 2016

spiritual slavery 

When you're pressured to take part in work that takes away from your overall peace and well being.
Bob: Joe, you seem so drained ever since you started working that retail gig.I don't see that joy in you anymore.
Joe: Yeah man that place is terrible, straight spiritual slavery, I need the cash.

Spiritual Gonads

Used to describe someone who is a warrior in his faith.
That guy really loves Jesus, he has a pair of huge spiritual gonads.
Spiritual Gonads by FlipDiesel July 12, 2010

spiritual level 

When something is destined for or with you
I relate to DJ Khaled on a spiritual level - said no one ever