Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders 

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders by Psykram May 12, 2010

Fuck Spiders 

To piss or fuck around doing absolutly nothing. Going to a place and staring at your mates with a blank look. A call to arms or time of action needed.

Guys we are not here to fuck spiders!

Fuck Spiders by Sponge69 October 14, 2011

Spiderspit 

1.A some-what mythical creature. Looks of a fat boy with the nose of a pig and has uncontrollable drooling problems.

Said to have problems with girls and cannot dance.

2. An absolutly replusive person.

1. girl1; "How was your date with Jimmm?"
girl2; "Oh no, we went dancing and Jimmm was such a spiderspit, I had to ditch him."

2. I would never love a spiderspit, he's too ugly, and trust me, he's a baaaaad kisser. :/

Spiderspit by HayWal February 21, 2009

SPIDERS ON MY DICK

When there’s a creepy old man that is checking you out...

Omg Tiffany THERE ARE SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!! This guys like 50

SPIDERS ON MY DICK by Hellyea10362 September 5, 2018

We're not here to fuck spiders

A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.

Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.

"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"

We're not here to fuck spiders by Johntom March 26, 2008

Spiders Nightclub 

spiders nightclub: the epicenter of saturday night amnesia! a dungeon of air guitarring and lechery.

"mate! its me! from last week at spiders! dont you remember? you talked to me for ages about lego hands!"

" not a clue mate i was fucking wasted!"

--

"spiders nightclub is well good!"

Spiders Nightclub by gldcraig April 10, 2008

Spidey sense

Derived from the "Spidey sense" of the comic book superhero Spiderman, it is generally used to mean a vague but strong sense of something being wrong, dangerous, suspicious, a security situation.

He looked like a student, but something about his dirty shoes and the way he tried to open a locked door totally set off my Spidey sense, so I called campus security.

Spidey sense by JohnnyHoffa March 23, 2008