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Campbell's Soup Can 

A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals
The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.
Campbell's Soup Can by penis lovah February 23, 2009

Rusty Soup Can 

A rusty soup can is when two females take an old rusty soup can, which a homeless man has already deficated in after finishing off the remaining contains (prefferably found in a dumpster or other garbage type can or bag), and shove it in both of their asses at the same time. Some performers of the rusty soup can like to take turns inserting the can one at a time.
The homeless guy really liked to watch that rusty soup can, he even performed a nate at the end just to top it off." "My friends did the rusty soup can one time, Dan and Joseph just haven't been the same since." "We performed the rusty soup can the other night, my ass was really burning this morning.
Rusty Soup Can by *412 April 23, 2011

The Tomato Soup Can 

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.
Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"

The soup can 

The soup can is a mainly Canadian term for marijuana and like a bong or pipe is something that you. One of the more rare terms for weed, cannabis, or the devil's lettuce.
Hey man what are you doing tomorrow at 420!?!

Me and my hockey buddies are gonna go hit the soup can!!
The soup can by Realsmoker42 September 19, 2017

The Soup Can 

When you nibble around the entire rim of an asshole and suck the chowder out.
I gave that fag The Soup Can last night, what a queer!
The Soup Can by T.y Durden August 18, 2018

Can of soup 

When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup
(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf
Can of soup by Massive corey October 7, 2020