Surfing the Desktop 

To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.

The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.

Surfing the Desktop by CD3366 September 5, 2011

Center Surfing 

The act of being inconsiderate of someone else's weed and bowl pack. When you literally Surf your lighter flame over the middle of the pack to get the best hit you can.

Total dick Head: Hey brahhh pass the bong i wanna get fucked up
Awesome kid : chill (passes the bong, Against better judgement)
Total dick head: I smoke reefer all day (takes hit)
Awesome kid : Nice job center surfing you flem wad

Total dick head : brahhhhhh brahhh chill I'm just smoking' reefer
Awesome kid : Get the fuck out of my house you square (slams door)

Center Surfing by KaseCharles October 25, 2011

hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.

Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

hefty smurfing by Handy n Hefty Smurf March 31, 2010

Suggestion Surfing 

Also known as suggestion loop:
When one types in random letters, words and/or phrases into the Google search bar just to see what Google's suggestions are. Although it may provide many laughs its side effects are dangerous as this may lead to a lack of productivity and in some rare but serious cases a major loss of time.

Very similar to a youtube loop.

Ronnie: I went to search how to change a light bulb... six hours later I was looking at how to change a light ballast
Pauly: Wtf is a light ballast???
Ronnie: I dunno but I still don't know how to change the light bulb in my tanning bed
Mike: Oh no, we have a situation!
Snooki: Waaaaahhhh
Vinny: Looks like you were suggestion surfing......

Suggestion Surfing by gingyman November 16, 2010

sofa surfing 

Living or traveling rent free by sleeping on the sofa of friends or relatives.

I saved a bunch of money by sofa surfing my vacation across the country.

sofa surfing by josjr May 31, 2007

crowd surfing 

When you are at a rock concert in a tight audience and the people around you lift you up onto the heads of the crowd around you. Then either all the people holding you up slowly pass you around or they all at once throw you to another section of the crowd. Usually the ride ends with security pulling you down and then you have to go to the back of the crowd and work your way back up to where you started from. Or the people you are passed to do not know you are coming and end up dropping you. The feeling when you are crowd surfing is as if you are simply floating up there. Even though there are about 10 hands touching your legs, ass, back, and sometimes head.

The crowd surfing was so cool, until i got dropped on my head.

crowd surfing by Nest November 17, 2005

Snurging 

To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.

Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.

"Hey! Stop snurging my saddle, you pervert!"

Snurging by Idontcareanymore September 27, 2006