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Snorkle Fluffer 

An underwater blow job. To have oral sex under water as in sucking cock or licking pussy. Maybe While your partner complains about feeling nothing or gags from the slime on ones vagina. Which is common in this situation.

I bet out there right now theres someone whos haveing this read to them while they give their signifacant other oral sex and gagging.
That girl got so drunk last night we took turns giving each other snorkle fluffers, while i soaked in the hot tub.

the snorkle 

when the testicles are used to cover the snorklees eyes, similar to googles and the penis is inserted into the mouth resembling a snorkling breathing apparatus.
Charballs- "dude why do you have two black eyes,your lips are bleeding at the corners, and your face smells like ball cheese?"
Nate- "i got the snorkle by a trans-sexual afro-american prostitute, i'd rather not talk about it."
Charballs- "You would figure by the time the penis was inserted into your mouth you would have realized she was a man . . . "
Nate- "ya about that"
the snorkle by Skoorbnut March 11, 2008

Appalachian Snorkle 

When a man puts the skin from his uncercumcised penis around his lovers nose, therefore pressuring them to take a big ol whiff of stank wang
Yesterday, my sister pissed me off, so when she was asleep I ventured into her room and gave her an Appalachian snorkle......
With my dick
Appalachian Snorkle by Bone dozer January 8, 2017

Trouser Snorkeled 

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water
Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.

snirkledunff

A derogatory term used to describe someone you hate SO MUCH, that you can think of no other term to better describe them.
Billy ejaculated all over my favorite gym socks! What a snirkledunff!

Cops are such snirkledunffs. The other day I was having sex with my pet goat in the front yard, and one wrote me a ticket!
snirkledunff by zader dogdiggy January 16, 2011
Where your eating out a female and her vagina is so wet you can't breathe.
I had to perform the snorkler on her last night.
snorkler by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009