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can of smashed assholes 

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting
I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.
"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

a can of smashed assholes 

Used to describe a very homely individual.
"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"

Bag of Smashed Assholes 

Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.
Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.

A bag of smashed assholes 

I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.

Smashed assholes 

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.
Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!