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slanty eye

a chink with their fucking eyes
example:
Joe: "That slanty eye can't drive for shit"
Justin: "It's because he is slanty eye, he cannot see road"
slanty eye by Justin Dobadoolah August 15, 2006

Slanty Eyes 

A Person Who's Eyes Are Slanted Diagonally Across Their Face Enabling Them To Look Like A Fuckin' Retard.
That Young Man Has Slanty Eyes! Look At That Hoochie With The Slanty Eyes.

Slanty Baws 

A Glaswegian colloquial term of endearment for Santa Claus/ St. Nicholas/ Father Christmas
A jolly, fat old bastard, who breaks into peoples houses every 24th December, steals all their cookies and milk, then leaves toys and gifts for young, spoiled, undeserving little fuckers more commonly known as "children".
Glesga slang : "Auld Slanty Baws will be emptyin his sack at ma gaff the night."

Translated into proper English "Jolly Old St. Nick will be visiting my house this evening to leave some festive gifts!!"
Slanty Baws by Jeremiah Jobbylips December 27, 2011

Sending a Slanty 

When you press your erection against somebody in a grocery store.

Not to be confused with the Grande Slanté, which is when you perform the same act in a ballet class.
Dude, she was totally checking me out, so I tried Sending a Slanty by the frozen vegetables.

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown 

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it
Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed

slant boy 

A wide receiver in the NFL who puts up big numbers by consistently running slants most notably Michael Thomas
Person 1Michael Thomas is the best receiver in the NFL”
Person 2 “Oh you mean slant boy?”
slant boy by A1Jalen November 8, 2020