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smuggling skittles

The act of having your nipples protrude out of your shirt, as if to be actually hiding skittles candies underneath your shirt.

If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.
1. Dude, you ever watch the Friends episodes where Jennifer Aniston looks like she's smuggling skittles?

2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.

3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.
smuggling skittles by yellowboy February 12, 2004

skittles mouth 

when you eat too many skittles, that goopy weird feeling in your mouth
damn, my mouth feels funky, I got a bad case of skittles mouth
skittles mouth by John Matye August 10, 2008

Skittles bitch

A "Skittles bitch" is a man who uses the colored candy shells of Skittles as make-up in prison. They soak the candies to soften them and then paint their faces up like ladies.
Check out that Skittles bitch man, I've been in here so long she's startin' to look pretty good.
Skittles bitch by some ex-con January 25, 2006

Limbaugh Skittles 

Wot da fawk! I'm drugged up on Limbaugh Skittles, only had one cuppa tea, no ciggies and you spect me to READ!!! I can't fawkin focus!

drop the skittles

To drop the skittles means to accidentally come out as homosexual, or to have a friend tell others you are gay even though you wanted to keep it private.
Person 1: I dropped the skittles last night and it was very embarrassing.
Person 2: Dang, I hate it when I drop the skittles.
Person 1: Yeah, now my parents know I'm gay.

Pissing Skittles 

This is a phrase for when you're extremely pissed off. You're so pissed off, you start pissing out skittles. Possibly even the ones you bought at the movie theater for $17.
I was dancing with this girl at the club until Justin Bieber cut in, I was pissing skittles.

Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.

Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.
Pissing Skittles by gitzmoney January 10, 2011