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Hollow Knight Silksong 

A cool sequel to Hollow Knight that will never come out (at least not when you’re alive.)
Person 1: When is Hollow Knight Silksong release date being revealed?
Person 2: Never.
Hollow Knight Silksong by moth. August 7, 2021

farting through silk

Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.

var: farting into silk
Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!
Small town in West Yorkshire, mainly known for its pubs and nightlife.

A nice quiet country village during the week, turns into an animalistic drinking zone come Friday evening.

Chavs can be found lurking in areas such as the park, graveyard, school playground and the memorial... usually with a bottle of lambrini or cider and a joint.

The women drink pints and the men fight, usually outside the Robin Hood pub on a weekend.

The people of Silsden dont care for outsiders and many residents dont like to leave the place, even though they complain about it being really shit.

Silsden can be quite a good night out if your into that sort of thing. everyone knows everyone and if you fancy a party after the pub there is usually some form of house party/ drug session goin on somewhere!

Most of the females from silsden are hairdressers or beauty therapists and the lads tend to be brickies or labourers, or they make a career of working in the co-op. (also known as the cwarp by locals)
"fancy a pint in Silsden?"

"erm.. no!"
Silsden by hatttttieeeeeeeee August 20, 2009

Hollow Knight: Silksong 

An old wives tale. It will never exist, and those who say it does are dirty liars and should be crucified for their blasphemy.
The protagonist is coo tho and there is sadly r34s of her.

RIP hornet...
Guy A: Hey, y'know when is Hollow Knight: Silksong gonna release?
Guy B: Never. Its fake.
*Guy A gets crucified, and burns on the cross*

Cabbage patch silky 

When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.
HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)
Cabbage patch silky by Ol Gurl March 18, 2009

Silk Porpoise 

When a male ejaculates so much and hard into a womens mouth that it spews out of her nose like a porpoise coming up for air.
last night I gave this girl a silk porpoise beacuse I had not came in like 6 months
Silk Porpoise by jp&bn March 29, 2009