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Small town in West Yorkshire, mainly known for its pubs and nightlife.

A nice quiet country village during the week, turns into an animalistic drinking zone come Friday evening.

Chavs can be found lurking in areas such as the park, graveyard, school playground and the memorial... usually with a bottle of lambrini or cider and a joint.

The women drink pints and the men fight, usually outside the Robin Hood pub on a weekend.

The people of Silsden dont care for outsiders and many residents dont like to leave the place, even though they complain about it being really shit.

Silsden can be quite a good night out if your into that sort of thing. everyone knows everyone and if you fancy a party after the pub there is usually some form of house party/ drug session goin on somewhere!

Most of the females from silsden are hairdressers or beauty therapists and the lads tend to be brickies or labourers, or they make a career of working in the co-op. (also known as the cwarp by locals)
"fancy a pint in Silsden?"

"erm.. no!"
Silsden by hatttttieeeeeeeee August 20, 2009
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nice little town full of single mums with a drink and cocaine problem and ground-workers with a ketamine problem, can find local youths at the memorial/bandstand on the ganja.
Most people enjoy drinking and drug taking Monday-Sunday 365 days of the year.
Common jobs are hairdresser and beauty for the ladies and bricklaying/groundwork for the men.
Fancy a pint in silsden?” “Hope you have brought drugs”
Silsden by Unknown_savage_69 November 22, 2023

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