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shoveling the crease 

To have sex.

Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.
Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"

A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."
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shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.
The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

Shoveling the driveway 

When you lick the cum off a girls back.
The other night I came so much on Sally's back I was shoveling the driveway twice!

shoveling a girl out 

to stick your hand inside a girls ass and shovel.
Mike: yo dude last night i tried shoveling a girl out
Steve: EW dude thats gross.
shoveling a girl out by MiiszAshlley September 29, 2007

shoveling coal 

The janitor's job on an interracial, scat-fetish porn set.
"Did you hear about Eric? He gets to work on set with some of the best in the biz! They even got Sasha Grey to come out of retirement for this!"

"Sure, but you know with a crew of that caliber he'll be shoveling coal for a week"

*simultaneous shudder*

Shoveling Dirt 

Shoveling dirt is a man masturbating, using his own shit for lube.
Greg was waiting for Barbie for so long, that he spent two years shoveling dirt until she could get her green card.
Shoveling Dirt by SargentMac July 6, 2011

Shoveling Snow 

That douche is shoveling snow like crazy, there's no way i'll get poon.
Shoveling Snow by nucca g January 14, 2008