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Shitness

A Cleveland Cavaliers fan who used to be a fan of Lebron James. Formerly referred to as 'Witness'.

We were all shitnesses to Lebron James' betrayal.

Shitness by jbisdaman July 10, 2010

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to be sad and hot. No matter how sad the person is, if they turn you on- it is SOTNESS

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Oh shitness!

shitness by joannabarry October 25, 2008

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They found me guilty because of my shitness.

Shitness by Benncm April 20, 2011

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When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.

'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'

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Synonym of hot or tight. Used to signify something that baffles the mind.

"I got that shitness."

"Thats that shitness I've been talkin bout."

Shitness by APuett December 3, 2007

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