severe malkie 

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.

wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie

severe malkie by big_g April 23, 2006

Severe Ligma

A disease that will kill you. It is worse than regular ligma.

Man, you have Severe Ligma? I have ligma too but it is ligma balls.

Severe Ligma by DanTheMagicalMan January 15, 2019

Severe thunderstorm 

One mighty storm that causes euphoria.

A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP

Severe thunderstorm by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

severe bitchitis 

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon

'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'

severe bitchitis by anonymous April 8, 2021

Severe Fumbling Syndrome

When you fumble a baddie so tremendously bad that it’s the only thing you can think about

Person 1: He has been acting weir lately
Person 2: Yea, he is suffering Severe Fumbling Syndrome

Severe Fumbling Syndrome by DeBlobba September 29, 2022

severe d

Extreme diarrhea, projectile even.

I spent vomit last night but I've been nauseated and I still have severe D.

severe d by severe d April 19, 2019

Severe Diverticulitis 

Commonly caused by hard anal fucking.

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.

Severe Diverticulitis by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019