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serial texter 

when a person constantly texts you and nothing will stop them, just like how a serial killer constantly kills and nothing will stop them.
"Hey Amanda did Cheerios text you today?"

"Of course, he is a serial texter, always striking, nothing will stop him."
serial texter by kimbolesbo1 July 19, 2010

Serial Texter 

One who incessantly uses the text feature on a cell phone to send text messages to an individual or a group advising the recipient(s) of their most mundane accomplishments.
Dude, Maggie the "serial texter" just sent me a message that she got her haircut; what's next, a text that she just dropped a deuce ?
Serial Texter by AlJP June 18, 2007

Serial Swiller 

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.
W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.
Serial Swiller by diogio rome November 27, 2009

serial cheater 

A person who cheats repeatedly using the same method or cheats more than once whether it be cheating in a game, on a lover, etc.
There he goes again trying to catch a girl. His girlfriend doesnt even know he is a serial cheater.
serial cheater by chsbwoods August 21, 2010

serial chiller 

A person who always kicks back, kicks it, relaxes. One who rarely shoulders responsibility and avoids stress and anxiety.
Jake is either grafted to the couch, the back yard hammock, the lounge chair, or the lazyboy... or still in bed.
serial chiller by jim christ December 10, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...