ScrumpaDOOchous 

To define how epic an edible object is. Used in the Cyanide and Happiness comic "Hunger Tube".

People "Man I hate dinner"

Dude "What about dinner, on the goooo?!"

People "Alright! Yeah!"

Dude "Hunger Tube! It's ScrumpaDOOchous!"

ScrumpaDOOchous by ElmosWorld123 June 6, 2011

scrumper 

the flap of skin above between your top lip and your top row of teeth.

i got my scrumper pierced, i call him scrumpy

scrumper by fluffygutss December 10, 2005

Scrumpet 

A juicy, sexy, round, perfect little butt.

Joe: Woah! Look at you, you little scrumpet butt!
Emma: What's a scrumpet butt?
Joe: It's a sexy, perfect, round, and juicy ass, like you got hanging off your backside, honey!

Scrumpet by Musumeci December 9, 2014

scrumpledina 

A person who loves sugary delights such as candy, cake, cupcakes, frosting, bakery items, etc. A person with a strong sweet tooth.

Did you seriously just eat that jar of frosting and that box of peeps?!?! You're such a scrumpledina!

scrumpledina by Joshua Chabot May 18, 2010

Schrumped 

To put yourself in a shitty situation and end up fucking everyone and thing around you

"That piece of shit just schrumped our asses"

Schrumped by tubemaster April 8, 2009

Strumpedestalation 

The act of playing an instrument that is either uncommon or unknown.

John's strumpedestalationalistic affinity for the Contrabass Saxophone was one many people found intriguing.

Strumpedestalation by Don Joe21 December 2, 2009

Scrumpledos 

1)When both sides of your mouth are scrumpled.

2) A scrumpled being who looks like the pokemon Garados.

He was so ticked, he got a scrumpledos.

Scrumpledos by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010