satisfocalypse 

A combination of "satisfaction" and "apocolypse", often used to describe how one feels after eating a Snickers bar.

Ride the four horses of the satisfocalypse.

satisfocalypse by RnFDoctorZ March 29, 2009

satisfaction

What you demand when someone insults your honor

You have insulted my honor and i demand satisfaction
i challenge you to a duel

satisfaction by jerky7 March 31, 2009

Satisfaction Avenue

Orgasm

Stan: "This is preposterous! I took Francine to Satisfaction Avenue just last night!"
Ruby: "Oh, I doubt that."

Satisfaction Avenue by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 4, 2019

Satisfactual

A good feeling that comes from understanding the meaning of something.

This emotion is referenced in the Song of the South:

"Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah"

It's the truth! It's actual! Everything is satisfactual!

Satisfactual by TheProphetChuck September 20, 2010

personal satisfaction 

An individual's experience of a sense of fulfillment of a need or want and the quality or state of being satisfied.

Tommy Tanking gives him personal satisfaction.

personal satisfaction by Udossa June 23, 2016

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Satisfiction 

When your feeling of satisfaction is completely fictional.

I thought I got laid last night but it was only in a dream. It was totally satisfiction, man.

Satisfiction by fin32 February 27, 2011