satin varnished dawn 

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

satin varnished dawn by duckshe March 7, 2017

satin doll 

A woman judged to be as pretty on the inside as she is on the outside.

I would say that my wife is a satin doll. She's as much a "keeper" today as she was fifty-two years ago! Still a pretty satin doll.

satin doll by talk2me-JCH2 April 27, 2023

Satin Handshake 

handjob through the covers

I didnt get any, but i did get a satin handshake before the night was over

Satin Handshake by Yeah ok August 2, 2004

satin fatty 

A fat person that thinks he/she is so awesome and hot and is SOOOO not! In fact, they are repulsive!

That girl right there is such a satin fatty! She should not be wearing that mini skirt! ICK!

satin fatty by Megan the cool one November 10, 2006

satin puppy 

The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.

"Oh hey, Chad. Who's your new boyfriend?"
"Don't talk to him. He's just my satin puppy."

satin puppy by ballsmclong December 8, 2016

satin nightcap 

when a man with shaved balls spreads them over someone's eyes who has passed out.

when it was all over i gave her a satin nightcap

satin nightcap by tdogggggggggg April 14, 2007

satin-worshipers 

1. A misspelled version of Satan-worshippers
2. People who really, really, realy like satin

1. You satin-worshipers get off my property or I'm callin' the cops!
2. I love my satin sheets so much; I must admit I'm a satin-worhiper.

satin-worshipers by howste September 8, 2006