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Rooster clawed 

When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.
“Ahhh! You fucking rooster clawed me again! Trim your disgusting toe nails you lazy asshole.”
Rooster clawed by StyreneOxide August 18, 2018

Roosterteeth 

True veterans of the machinima field, Roosterteeth are the creative geniuses who created the fularious web-series Red VS Blue (based off the Halo series), as well as Strangerhood (based off the Sims). Unlike many fan-based creations, Roosterteeth haven't shown any signs of slowing down over the years; to this day, they continue to roll out hilarious comedy that gives them their well-deserved reputation for being comedy geniuses. They're also credited for producing the brief P.A.N.I.C.S series ("People Acting Normal in Crazyass Situations"), for the F.E.A.R game; and while PANICS was only brief, it did deliver a good laugh. However, Roosterteeth have forever remained most famous for their work in Red VS Blue, which continues to be widely regarded as one of the funniest things on the Internet.
Church (Red VS Blue): "Tucker, there's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life."

Check out their work at http://www.roosterteeth.com.
Roosterteeth by Alhadis July 26, 2008

rooster head

a moron who listens to punk rock and has a stupid red mohawk with the sides of his head shaved.
I'm bored, you wanna go beat up some rooster heads with me later on?
rooster head by A WHITE GUY October 20, 2013

Pants Rooster 

: the male copulatory organ of a higher vertebrate animal that in mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body and is typically a cylindrical organ that is suspended from the pubic arch, contains a pair of large lateral corpora cavernosa and a smaller ventromedial corpus cavernosum containing the urethra, and has a terminal glans enclosing the ends of the corpora cavernosa, covered by mucous membrane, and sheathed by a foreskin continuous with the skin covering the body of the organ
the pants rooster gets u up at the crack of dawn with a cock-a-doodle-doo.
Pants Rooster by jeff sherman March 3, 2008

Dusty Rooster 

The act of having vaginal intercource with a woman to get your member wet. You then pull out, throw a load of dirt on it and stick it back in her ass.
Becky was so hot and wet that I couldn't get any traction. I had to give her a Dusty Rooster.
Dusty Rooster by Mikemccormick28 August 13, 2016

retarded rooster head

A term used to describe a very flabby clitoris.
I bet that stripper has a retarded rooster head like you've never seen before!