Retired AntiHero 

A person, usually involved with MMOORPG, that has said more than enough of his fair share of ridiculous comments, sold accounts, gave up, watched a partner die, possibly in some sort of crime drama situation, but is now back to defend himself, and his honor.

"I thought that guy quit playing MMOORPG's?"

"that's Retired AntiHero.... he never quits until justice is done."

Retired AntiHero by surface22 April 18, 2008

Retired gamer 

Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.

Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."

Retired gamer by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010

Retired whore 

Usually a female that claims they've changed their life after being promiscuous in their youth but still nit pick at people's mistakes and judging others while thinking they're much better than everyone, all because they've claimed to change their life now.

Someone who is free from their past presently but judging and thinking their better than others, forgetting what their relationships were like in their past.

That girl's a retired whore she shouldn't be judging you.

Retired whore by Mafiamami08 April 23, 2023

retired hoe

When u used to be a hoe but now u aren’t single but u still talk about hella snacks because your a retired hoe

Damn Edith be fucking will but she still talks about hella guys cuz she a retired hoe

retired hoe by Who’surdaddy69 February 2, 2018

retired police car

A car that scares the crap out of you when you see it and are speeding ( or breaking any other law )and makes you slam on your brakes and late for work because of the massive heart attack you just had.

Person 1. Stupid alarm clock didn't go off again, I hope I don't see a cop (They're going 70 in a 50 zone)
Person in a retired police car is doing the same speed you are and makes you slam on the brakes because all you seen was black and white. MEASSAGE OUT TO ALL PEOPLE READING!!!! buy a radar gun. lol i did and it works great.

retired police car by SCARED OF RETIRED POLICE CARS May 1, 2005

retired geezers 

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.

Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".

retired geezers by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006

Retired stoner 

Someone that no longer smokes pot but still lives the way a stoner would

That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years

Retired stoner by Guarmine February 16, 2017