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quantum revolver

A state of mind which exceeds the limitations of the brain by actions which change the course of a game last second
The blue team beat red team in the last minute, because the striker unleashed quantum revolver.
quantum revolver by BuffGnome February 5, 2023
The Beatles greatest album.
Came out in 1966.

Features songs like: Taxman, Eleanor Rigby, For No One, Tomorrow Never Knows, and Got To Get You Into My Life.

In other words: Some good music.
Me: I got The Beatles' Revolver today.
Rap Fan: You got a gun from The Beatles?

*I kick the shit out of the rap fan*
revolver by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

velvet revolver 

BEST THING SINCE Guns N' Roses! They are friggen awsome. Their guitarist is the BEST in the world :P
SLASH OWNS ALL!!! Slash=Guitarist
1966 album by one of the -- if not THE -- greatest bands of all time, The Beatles. Should get more overall influential credit than Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream...

MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER 

Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.

So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.

... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.

So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.

Revolver Ocelot 

Drink first appearing on the website thedrunkenmoogle.com
Named after the Metal Gear Solid character of the same name.

Drink consists of 6 shot glasses organized in a hexagon, which resembles the chambers of a revolver.

3 of the shot glasses are filled part way with Vodka, the other 3 shot glasses are filled part way with Wild Turkey American honey whiskey. Top off the shot glasses with Sprite or SevenUp.

Shout "TIME PARADOX!" and then take all 6 shots in quick succession.
Friend 1: Joe's pretty drunk, I bet we could get him to do a Revolver Ocelot.

Friend 2: Uhhh i think hes already doing it...

Joe (heard from other room): TIME PARADOX!