reptile dick 

A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.

WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)

Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.

(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.

reptile dick by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 19, 2013

Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

Reptile dysfunction by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009

reptile style

ˈreptəl,ˈrepˌtīl/ stīl/

1) A dangerous form of sexual contact perpetrated by two or more person(s). It generally involves violent thrashing, claws or talons and/or the use of teeth and poison venom to subdue the opposing partner. Loud hissing and snarling is generally associated with this activity.

Studies have shown that reptile style is most commonly enjoyed by couples whilst under the influence of methamphetamine.

The earliest known reports regarding reptile style outbreaks came out of the Belleville Ontario area in the late 19th century.

It is considered common to see one partner sustain fatal injuries while performing reptile style as seen in nature.

2) two lizards literally just fucking each other

Hey Bill what's up with Pete's face?

I heard his new girlfriend is all about that reptile style

reptile style by Shtsamdoes June 13, 2014

Reptile Penis 

The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.

Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.

Reptile Penis by The flooner August 3, 2017

reptile dysfunction

Its when the old snake won't strike.

Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.

reptile dysfunction by Brewster Molis September 24, 2011

reptile zoo

A common hallucination while in the depths of an acid trip. A place inhabited by often hostile reptiles of various sizes an colors who are not to be reasoned with.

Mr. Thompson (Trippin off Acid) - We were right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo and someone was giving booze to these damn animals.

reptile zoo by The Dr is in October 12, 2008

reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.

Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.

reptile dysfunction by telephone man August 30, 2010