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Relaxation
Relaxation by Crusty grandma June 24, 2021
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Relaxation
The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.
Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.
Relaxation by posioncupcake November 17, 2011
Gentleman's Relaxation Time
Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.
Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.
Gentleman's Relaxation Time by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011
relaxative
A stimulant or relaxant that one ingests or inhales before spending a holiday with relatives. Initially termed for a stiff drink but has evolved with the demands of progress to include anything that can positively alter your state. Best described as smooth and mellowing in it's desired effect. Softening sharp edges, get the pun? Relaxative.
1. Just before the whole clan family arrives we always take a break for a quick relaxative.
2. The inlaws can be demanding at the best of times and they don't drink, so my fiancee and I always leave time to park the car and walk up the street for a relaxative before we head inside for a sure to be grueling dinner.
3. This calls for a relaxative!
2. The inlaws can be demanding at the best of times and they don't drink, so my fiancee and I always leave time to park the car and walk up the street for a relaxative before we head inside for a sure to be grueling dinner.
3. This calls for a relaxative!
relaxative by 123eric April 6, 2010
relaxation
relaxation by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003
tri-fecta of relaxation
tri-fecta of relaxation by Big E notor E us December 2, 2003