Try that on a regulation rim buddy

Nice dunk (I’m just jealous

*sees a good dunk on clearly full height rim*
Try that on a regulation rim buddy.

Try that on a regulation rim buddy by Nippletipple February 20, 2024

jap anus relations 

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

jap anus relations by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

Relation Staycation 

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

Relation Staycation by CXR February 16, 2015

I did not have sexual relations with that woman 

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.

America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009

Information Regulator 

An organisation that doesn’t understand the POPI Act; their website’s always down; always asks for prior authorisation but never responds to e-mails.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The Information Regulator
The Information Regulator who?
Error 404

Information Regulator by Tolliemuncher November 24, 2021

REGULATORS 

1) Any individuals who take care of problematic people through violence. They hit hard and fast either out in the open or covertly.
2) Can also be used as a verb to describe carrying out the action of a regulator.

Ah ma follow mah gurl today, foo. If I see that muthafucka talkin to her at the Asian haircut place...mayn, ah ma hafta REGULATE.

REGULATORS by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

relation termination

The act of severely burning a bridge, so as to never see or hear from an ex again.

He bought his ex some herpes inside panties for Christmas and she opened them in front of her parents and it was instant relation termination.

relation termination by NakedDan January 4, 2011