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a fart from the vagina usually during sexual intercourse when the penis stimulates the farthest point of the vagina
-Dude, what the f**k was that!
-Just a quife.
quife by Josh Lioliodis April 8, 2003
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After fully enjoying my girlfriend's nether regions. She let out a mean quiffle.
quiffle by rubthebelly December 24, 2004
Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.
A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!
Quiff by Smith January 24, 2005
When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.
Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!
Quaffed by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020
A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.
A quaffer shot is the same thing as a cumshot.

Wow, that's a great quaffer shot!
quaffer by Orderite February 14, 2009
another name for a queer. also known as someone who is gay.
yo rob, you are such a quiffy.
quiffy by rh11cp August 17, 2008