profilactiparoxibow

A fake word, made up in the writers head that is used in a song to complete a rhyme or as humor in a game where the character you play as sings about the actions you preform as the player.

"Profilactiparoxibow"
"Is a word I made up just now"

profilactiparoxibow by MrSwiggitySwag November 16, 2020

profile ranger 

(n): a profile ranger is a term for us military personnel who are, seemingly endlessly, on profile. As such, they participate in reconditioning in lieu of actually doing pt, rarely take their respective physical fitness tests, and are completely incapable of such basic and mindless tasks as walking, drilling, or rucking.

upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.

Why is Jones not joining us for the FTX?
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.

Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....

profile ranger by high speed and hooah November 25, 2010

Ad Proximum Convivium

A Latin term meaning "on to the next party." The "V's" are pronounced as "W's" as per traditional Latin prononciation. (Ad proximum conwiwium)

Popularized by the Seattle-based radio show/podcast Too Beautiful to Live (TBTL).

TBTL just got cancelled as a radio show, but is still a podcast. Oh well, ad proximum convivium, I suppose.

Ad Proximum Convivium by A Ten September 13, 2009

Open Profile Slut 

Loose women who leave their facebook profiles openly viewable to the public for the pleasure of strange men.

Donna is an open profile slut.

Open Profile Slut by Raj69er12 January 14, 2010

Proximity shag 

One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.

Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).

A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...

B: ...live next door. That makes me a...

A: ... proximity shag.

B: I suddenly don't feel very special.

Proximity shag by Roo October 6, 2013

PraxisBen 

Libertarian think tank funded asshole who spouts misinformation straight out of CIA and US state affiliated mouths

PraxisBen's IQ is 0.999

PraxisBen by Based Hare May 28, 2023

Acetone Peroxide 

An very sensitive yet powerful explosive. Common applications include a really cool-looking cloud of dust (yay!) and setting off even more powerful explosives. Referred to as AP.

Be careful using the acronym AP at school because it also stands for Advanced Placement which is something completely different :P

It's also dangerous to make if you're not being careful.

Guy 1: Why is there a hole in my basement?
Guy 2: I messing around with some AP...
Guy 1: Advanced Placement?
Guy 2: No, Acetone Peroxide. Why would a test blow a hole in your basement?

Acetone Peroxide by Core2Extremist August 5, 2007