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Steam powered giraffe 

A bunch of Actors Dressed up as robots that sing and act. Indie.

Solar Powered

An attention whore.
When someone needs all the spotlight on themselves in order to feel good.
Why does Jack always steal the spotlight from everyone? It's like he's solar powered.
Solar Powered by CrysLibs August 12, 2011

gas-powered stick 

The phrase used by the character Impossibear in the Cartoon Hangover series Bravest Warriors. After receiving a stick from the Emotion Lord, Impossibear walks around the hideout, chanting ''Gas Powered Stick!'' and bonking people on the head with it. The episode ends with a flashy card reading said phrase, with music singing "Gas Powered Stick! It Never Runs Outta Gas!"
"Hey, what's that stick you have there?"

"A GAS-POWERED STICK!!"
gas-powered stick by Chase42069 February 15, 2017

Sound-powered phone batteries 

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.
Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

chicken powered nuclear bomb 

hey want a chicken powered nuclear bomb?
what if i don't
then i'll chicken you

rocket powered ass cunt 

Any living creature whose ignorance exceeds mortal bounds, also, it works nicely if they have rockets taped to their back.

Nails work too.
Mr. President, I think youre a rocket powered ass cunt.