Rossi's Postulate 

The mean is the mean

-Jeffrey M. Rossi

A 10 on an exam with a mean of a 10 is better than a 99 on an exam with a mean of 100.

"I got a 99...oh I got a 10. But by Rossi's Postulate we did the same."

Rossi's Postulate by Farass May 14, 2013

postmates 

The process of ordering food on an app, then having it delivered to your doorstep....

Hey man, can you postmates us some food?

postmates by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017

postabate 

to like your own post on social networking sites such as Facebook. Sometimes people feel bad when their posts are not liked by any of their friends on facebook. hence they start liking their own posts. and his is how postabation works ... just like masturbation works for boys.

Hey no one likes my post on FB... i should postabate ....

postabate by Rashi Sharma July 15, 2011

populate 

To fill in information on a website like linkedin, tumblr, etc.

I have to populate my linkedin, or else nobody is gonna hire me.

populate by 2t2r February 11, 2014

Postmates Gypsy 

Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."

"That Postmates Gypsy just screwed my restaurant out of a $40.00 profit!"

Postmates Gypsy by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021

Post-date postmate 

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.

Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate

Post-date postmate by Polo boy September 10, 2019

The Mere Postulation 

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.

Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!

The Mere Postulation by The Insult Man May 28, 2021