A punched lasagne 

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly

'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'

A punched lasagne by Nanslefttiddie June 4, 2020

Punched 

When you are tired or did something that was tiring

After that jog I was punched.

He looked punched after his football game.

Punched by F.I.L.E April 26, 2021

Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

Poached egg by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008

Punched and put in the slats

If something gets punched and put in the slats it gets killed and strung up in the slatted house. When cows go to the slaughter house they get punched and put in the slats.

The punch comes from a cattle gun. Seen in the film "No country for old men".

Person A: He/She is at it again.
Person B: They should be punched and put in the slats.

Punched and put in the slats by Kublai Khan Says February 8, 2018

punched the goat 

To cease to live. To come to an end. To pass out of existence.

Can you believe both Farrah and Michael punched the goat on the same day?

punched the goat by Saint Tee August 27, 2009

poached my line 

A negative response to another skier or snowboarder cutting you off and skiing the line you were getting ready to ride.

That jerk poached my line and tracked-up all that fresh pow just as I was getting ready to drop-in!

Hey, you just poached my line ass-wipe! Find your own line to ski.

poached my line by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

Pinched my Bird 

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

Pinched my Bird by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020